Smart Investing

I am addicted to watching the stock market and I have to tell you that the past year and a half or so has about driven me crazy. But I believe I have finally found the perfect investment.

To give you an idea of how good this is I will compare it to some other stocks.

If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock

one year ago,

It would NOW be worth $49.00

With Enron, you would have had $16.50
left of the original $1,000.00.!

With WorldCom,

you would have had less than $5.00 left

BUT

If you had purchased $1,000.00

worth of Beer one year ago,
drank all the beer,
then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND,
you would have had
$214.00.

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Based on the above information,

current investment advice is to

drink heavily and recycle.

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It’s called the

401-Keg Plan

Me? I'm off to the liquor store and then I'm gonna scratch my itch.