Solving the Economic Crisis

I found this online and I agree it is one of the best plans I've seen for solving the economic crisis. (Well OK it's good for a laugh. Hell maybe it could work)

Dear Mr. President:

Please find below my suggestion for fixing America 's economy.

Instead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following plan.

You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:

There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.

Pay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the following stipulations:

1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings - Unemployment fixed.

2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered - Auto Industry fixed.

3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage - Housing Crisis fixed.

4) They MUST buy their own health insurance. - Health Plan for seniors just fixed!!!

It can't get any easier than that! If more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their constituents pay their taxes... If you think this would work, please tell everyone you know.

If not, please disregard. Then shoot yourself!!!! - 1 job opening

God Bless America.

OK we all know that this won't work and it is pure humor/satire and actually pretty inane. S0..............

If you are as pissed at what is happening in our country as I am then contact your local, state and federal politicians. Below you'll find a link to e-mail and postal addresses, and phone numbers for key elected officials.

http://www.usa.gov/Contact/Elected.shtml

Get off your ass and scratch that irritating itch!